Thursday, June 30, 2011

Summon Forth the Mangonel! CD + Book press release


In a world first for a rock band, the Bing Turkby Ensemble are releasing a concept album, a fantasy novella to go with it, and a set of collectable trading cards!

Yep, Jim K, the manager of the Bing Turkby Ensemble, has finally phoned in from a jacuzzi in Ulan Bataar and set a release date for the new BTE album.
"Summon Forth the Mangonel" will be released into the wild at the Royal in Palmerston North on Saturday August 13th, 2011.

This album has been meticulously crafted at HotBox studios, and is one of the most anticipated TurkbyTone Rekkids releases of the year!
The album follows the BTE in their spiritual quest for the Sword of Xanthros; travelling through time and space, overcoming adversity and ultimately triumphing.
The fantastic artwork has been crafted by Hayden Lauridsen, and includes 4 spectacular trading cards featuring members of the BTE.

For you literary types, Bing has written a book to accompany the album. It's a 20,000-word action/fantasy/comedy/stupidity novelette called"Tour Trouble", featuring the BTE members and sundry henchmen, mages and bakers. See a preview here:

The rock-tastic Midnight Switch will be joining us for the release gig.
The stage will be decked out as a medieval castle, and certain parts of the concept album will be played out for your enjoyment.

You can listen to tracks and pre-order the album and book at http://turkby.bandcamp.com
Discover other TurkbyTone releases at http://turkby.co.nz


Album+Book release gig:
The Royal, Palmerston North, Aug. 13th 2011.
Doors open at 8:30PM, show starts at 9PM.
$5 entry, or $15 with CD.
Prize for best medieval knight-style getup, and best cardboard sword!


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Freddy The Wonder Fish


Freddy the Wonder Fish performed another amazing feat on the weekend. He's a goldfish who lives in a big bowl near our front door. A while ago he leaped out of his bowl (I didn't even know goldfish could do that!) and we found him lying on his side in a shallow pool of water. I thought he was dead, but when I looked closer, his little gills and mouth were moving – he was saying “get me the hell back in the bowl!” So I put him back in and he was right as rain.
We should have put some kind of barrier in place, but I thought it was a completely freakish occurrence which would never be repeated. Well, on the weekend he jumped out again. But this time he wasn't so clever, and he landed on some dirt. By the time we found him he was looking dead and gone. The flies were starting to come and have a look. I put him back in the bowl just in case. He had dirt all over him. It was pretty sad. He lay on his side in the bowl, rather than topside up. He gave a weak flap of his fins every few seconds but I thought that it would be all over within an hour. But as we kept checking back on him, he got stronger and stronger. After an hour he was weakly swimming around his bowl, especially after my missus gave him a gentle nudge of the tail (his, not hers) to get him properly underwater again. He was still covered in dirt and looking like a zombie goldfish from one of those zombie goldfish movies. You know the ones.
I wished he was a cat, or another animal you could pick up and wipe down! We gave him a bit of food and crossed our fingers that he'd survive the night.
Well, not only was he still going in the morning, he had somehow managed to clean himself up. He was looking pretty fit actually. In fact, he seemed to be already planning his next “extreme goldfish sports” stunt. I hope he gives it up – I can't take the stress. Next weekend we'll be putting up some netting, spotlights and a goldfish guard tower. It's for his own good.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Feelin' good - website makeover


"It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life..." for the TurkbyTone Rekkids website, as a famous woman once sang.
Jim K. got the highly skilled team at Eyesis Design to give the TTR website a makeover.
Holding them captive with the Sword of Xanthros, he fed them nothing but instant noodles until they did his bidding. And I think you'll agree with me that the result was worth it.
I'm very proud to be able to introduce to you, the new, the shiny, the easy-to-navigate TurkbyTone Rekkids website!
Not only will you find all the latest and greatest info pertaining to the Bing Turkby Ensemble, you can now go to the Artists page and see the unfortunate souls who have signed their walruses away to Jim Keltnenhausen. So far you can see Dirt Box Charlie and Venus Vulture, but keep checking back because there are more coming.
Yes, Jim can be pretty persuasive...

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Dirty ol' rock'n'roll DVD reviews

AC/DC Live at River Plate DVD

I indulged my inner bogan a little while ago and went to see AC/DC play when they were in Wellington, as part of the Black Ice tour. I expected to enjoy the show, because I've always been a big fan, but I've seen enough old heroes in concert recently to know sometimes it's impossible for them to live up to nostalgic expectations. Well that show ended up being the best one I've ever seen. And I say that even though I prefer Bon Scott-era AC/DC to Brian Johnson-era. Sadly, Bon was unavailable again (RIP, Bon!) but Johnson did an excellent job of filling in, and their new stuff absolutely rocks in a live setting.

So when they announced a DVD I thought it would be a good memento of that experience. Once again they exceeded my expectations! I've never seen such an impressive concert DVD. Not only is the crowd enormous, they are ALL going absolutely nuts! Kinda different from the reserved nature of a Kiwi crowd...
And the AC/DC stage show is chock full of rock tropes and big-budget effects - just the kind of stuff that gets a stadium going.
Honestly, if you know someone who likes rock and doesn't get into AC/DC, you should show them this video. If they can get past Johnson's screech and the excessive lad-ism, and appreciate the solid groove of Rudd, Williams, Young and Young, they'll be a convert. Or at the very least they'll be blown away by the Argentinian crowd!

It was great that the people who put the package together managed to give sonic space to both Young brothers. I've long been a fan of Malcolm - and Angus as well, of course! But Malcolm is my role model for rhythm guitar playing. So it's great to still be able to hear him even though Angus is mixed to the forefront. Malcolm and Angus play in sync so well they wisely have been panned, one left and one right, so you can hear them both.
When I was in my early teens, some kids at school were learning music, and they would put down bands like AC/DC because they were so musically simple. But I know that 'simple' doesn't equal 'easy'. I really appreciate the way that Phil Rudd and Cliff Williams make rock-solid groove look effortless. Well, OK, Rudd looks like he's hammering nails into a piece of wood, but you get my drift. And to keep up that kind of effort for the length of an AC/DC gig is quite an achievement.
So, twelve stars out of eleven for this DVD.
Click the link at the top to see it at MightyApe.co.nz, or below for Region 1 styles.
















Heaven & Hell: Neon Knights Live at Wacken

A few weeks after that bogan warm-up, I happened to hear a few minutes of the CD of Heaven & Hell live at Wacken. It seemed to be the kind of stuff I like to listen to, so I bought the DVD so I could see what the band was like onstage.
I have all the Ozzy-era Black Sabbath albums on vinyl, but for some reason I never ventured into the Dio stuff. Being late to all the cool discoveries, I finally realised what Dio brought to the band: a little more showmanship, a more ballad-based kind of singing, and heaps of swords-and-sorcery style lyrics. All of the stuff I like, in short.
Added to Iommi's classic riffery and Geezer's grinding basslines, it's good old-fashioned headbangery. Nice.
Vinnie Appice seems like a great drummer, but building yourself a cage of toms has the potential to make you look like a bit of a dick, frankly. Still, if I had the opportunity, I suspect I would do it too. A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a roadie for? As the old saying goes.
I've always loved Geezer Butler's bass tone, his distinctive attack, and of course let's not forget, this is the guy who wrote most of early Sabbath's doom-laden lyrics. Great to see him paired up with Iommi again, doing the old business.
I had to reset my expectations for this after watching the AC/DC DVD, because apart from Dio's onstage capering, the only showmanship on display is the odd raised arm from Tony Iommi, and Appice's over-the-top drum solo, which, as mentioned, might not be the kind of thing that floats your boat.
Also, compared to the River Plate crowd, the Wacken one seemed positively restrained. Luckily, after leaving it for a week or so, I was able to re-watch it with fresh eyes and see that the crowd was actually pretty massive, and very enthusiastic. As with the AC/DC video, the producers of the Heaven & Hell one take the opportunity to show the crowd quite a lot. In both cases, you still see enough of the band, and the crowd shots help to convey the excitement of being there. With both DVDs, you get some good closeups of the band so that trainspotters like me can try to figure out the chords to the cool parts, and try to imagine what the lead guitarist is thinking as he looks out at thousands of crazed punters waiting for him to blow their minds...
Because I've seen interviews with Tony Iommi before, it's hard not to imagine him playing a heinously downtuned powerchord through a wall of Laneys, and thinking "cor blimey, this is good fun." He looks as though he appreciates how far he has come, and the fact that he gets to rock for a living. I like that.
Recommended.
Eleven stars out of ten.
See it at Mightyape.co.nz here, or Amazon below.














Keep it rowdy.
Bing

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Anti-boy-racer


I saw a mature gentleman cruising slowly down the street in his late-model car, pumping out a cafĂ©-guitar version of “Nights in White Satin” at 7:50AM this morning.
Take the power back, brother! Only a few hours earlier that same street would have been occupied by kids in their expensively restored cheap cars, pumping out massive basslines.
Palmy – land of contrasts!
My favourite driving song at the moment is probably 'I want it more' by Ozzy Osbourne. You can't beat good old-fashioned rowdiness when you're cruising in a 1989 Mitsi L300 van...